'Little Chefs' Is Proof That The Culinary Arts Should Be Left To The Pro's

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There are a lot of cooking shows out there but very few a have child host. And why is that? Is it because of some ageist stigma in the kitchen? Actually, it's because the kitchen can be a very dangerous place for kids, what with sharp knives, whirling appliances, blistering hot ovens and all.

Of course, all that hasn't deterred Little Tommy... err, Tommy Little, who insists that 'even though the chef is Little, the flavor is HUGE!" Tommy dices, chops and slices his way dangerously through his favorite recipe in a series of hilarious cuts that... well, we won't spoil it for you but be prepared to wince. To all you little chefs out there, let this be a cautionary tale - wait 'till you can reach the blender before starting that culinary career, even if your pizza is delicioso!




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'The Bachelorette': Ashley Meets the Guys' Families, Sends One Home (VIDEO)

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Ashley Hebert, 'The Bachelorette'Ashley Hebert took a whirlwind tour to four different families on 'The Bachelorette' (Mon., 8PM ET on ABC). It was the home visits week, which meant the four remaining bachelors would have to deal with all the skeletons of their families being laid bare before Ashley.

!!SPOILER ALERT!!

Actually, it was a pretty skeleton-free affair, meaning Ashley didn't learn any horrible secrets, or experience any crazy situations to help her make that agonizing decision to send one of those guys right back to the family she was just cozying and smiling with.

 

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'MasterChef' Judge Graham Elliot: Whose Dish Was Close to Being Inexcusable?

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Graham Elliot is a world renowned chef and judge on Fox's 'MasterChef' who'll be guest blogging for AOL TV from time to time this season. Here are his thoughts on this week's episode ...

Here we go yo, here we go yo, so what's so what's so what's the scenario?!

Well this week's scenario was cooking "a la bling" cuisine. The contestants' reactions to challenges are always fun for us, but particularly so when they realize they're cooking with ingredients that are rare and expensive.

When we opened the supersized Mystery Box with the giant lobsters, it was a classic reaction to witness. Our culinary and art departments had researched and collaborated to make sure that tank and water were all set up right for the lobsters.

When it came time to get down and start cooking, Christian was getting in his own way again. While working in an aggressive manner with the equipment, a piece of plastic broke off from a processor and got into his food. It all went downhill from there -- things were falling and he spilled fish stock on his pasta, thus ruining it. It's beautiful to see calmness and grace in the kitchen, and a horror when anger rears its ugly head.

For the record, i feel Joe was right to put him in his place when we were critiquing Jennifer's baked lobster (which was great by the way).

 

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Snowball and Pepper Take-on the Treadmill and Hearts Everywhere Smile

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Cats don't need exercise. They're perfect just the way they are. But for some reason these little guys can't help but be totally enthralled with the treadmill. And it makes sense if you think about it. While we might be all motivated, going for the run of our life, getting healthy, getting in shape and buff, to a cat the treadmill is a totally foreign contraption. Humans, on a moving walkway inside the house, huffing and puffing and fighting to walk in place.

So seeing it from Snowball and Pepper's perspectives, it makes complete sense that they would stare and poke and prod with their little furry mittenesque hands. They're simply looking out for our well being.


 

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by Michael Steinkirchner With ?Deathly Hallows Part 2? officially out in theaters, fans are finally saying goodbye to "Harry Potter," the decade-long film series that brought J.K. Rowling?s novels to life. The closing epilogue sequence will be an emotional farewell for fans and actors alike but for Rupert Grint, who became famous for his portrayal of [...]

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Derek Lowe Trade Rumors: Are the Detroit Tigers in His Future?

Derek Lowe is the latest name being mentioned as a trade candidate from the Atlanta Braves, Danny Knobler of CBS Sports reports.

Where Lowe will end up is the question on many people's minds.

Lowe, a native of Dearborn, Michigan, could be heading to his home state by season's end to play for the Tigers.

Lowe has been asked about the possibility of being traded and he concedes that being traded is more than likely going to happen.

According to Yahoo! Sports, Lowe says, "People say we may need a hitter and we have a lot of pitching and I make money. So it's kind of obvious why you're named. And we have a lot of good young pitchers."

Lowe has had a good 2011 on an under-performing Braves team. He has posted a 5-7 record with an ERA over 4.00.

The Braves don't have a hitter that they are willing to shop around or can shop around. Dan Uggla is struggling at the plate and Chipper Jones is aging and injured. So the next likely person to shop is a pitcher and everyone knows the Braves hoard pitching.

The Detroit Tigers are the most likely suitor for Lowe. They are looking to upgrade their staff as they are only a half-game behind the Cleveland Indians for the AL Central crown.

Many people say the only thing missing from the Tigers is a stud pitcher to back up Justin Verlander. Derek Lowe could be that guy. Lowe is a solid pitcher and other than some off the field issues (his DUI arrest), he is a very solid ball player.

Lowe has historically pitched well in the AL. His last AL team was the Boston Red Sox where as a starter from 2002 to 2004 he compiled a very impressive 52-27 record with an ERA just over 4.00. Who can forget about his 40-save season he had with the club in 2000.

Lowe has historically pitched very well in the AL and could be on the move before the deadline is up.  

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NBA playoffs: New York Knicks back in the mix after major rebuilding | David Lengel

The most infamous NBA franchise are where they used to belong but the might of the Celtics stand in their way

On Sunday the New York Knicks will play the Boston Celtics in the first round of the NBA playoffs ? New York's first appearance in the post-season since 2004. On the court for the Knickerbockers will be two bona fide NBA superstars, Amar'e Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony, in the prime of their careers, a scenario that was the stuff of fantasy a year ago. For these Knicks, this post-season series is their signature on a season that marks their return to relevance in New York and the NBA.

Ten years ago the Toronto Raptors bounced the Knicks from the opening round of the playoffs, and fans consoling themselves inside Madison Square Garden, known here as the World's Most Famous Arena, sensed that the times were indeed a-changing. Still, those diehards couldn't have possibly known what was about to hit them ? over the next decade, the building on 34th street would house the most infamous franchise the NBA had to offer.

In a league where oligarchs can't write blank checks at will, and where payrolls are kept in line with revenues via a salary cap, missteps by men in suits managing those spending restrictions can cripple a team's ability to rebuild for years. Until this season, this has been the long-running theme of pro basketball in New York City.

The problems with the Knicks and the salary cap management pre-dated Isaiah Thomas, the former general manager, probably one of the most disliked characters in Knicks history. The team owner, James Dolan, hired Thomas in December of 2003, and almost immediately upon his arrival, the Hall of Fame point guard exacerbated the Knicks already difficult salary cap situation.

New York slipped further and further into NBA purgatory as Thomas dealt for high priced, low return players such as Stephon Marbury and Eddie Curry. Unable to dig out from the mountain of bad contracts, the Knicks couldn't dream of bidding for top free agent talent, and New York, wearing skintight salary cap shackles, had sadly become irrelevant ? unthinkable in a city known for passionate support of its basketball team.

Thomas became head coach for two seasons, and in 2008 was let go. Donnie Walsh, a Bronx boy in exile, who had managed the Indiana Pacers to 16 post-seasons, was brought in to shake up the team. The mission ? forget about winning for the time being, and dump the salary duds in time to make cap space to compete for the free agent class of 2010, a group that included the best player in the world, LeBron James. In two short years, Walsh was able to accomplish what no Knick executive had done, clear the deck.

The dream of landing James was just that, as he nixed New York to join his buddies in Miami. The consolation prize was Stoudemire, a player viewed with suspicion by Knicks fans, but who, early in 2010, proved that New York had their first true franchise player since Patrick Ewing. Young and athletic talent surrounded Stoudemire, making the most of the head coach Mike D'Antoni's high-octane offensive style, lifting the toxic clouds off of the Garden.

In late February came the fruition of a long-rumoured deal in the form of a three-way exchange with Denver and Minnesota, bringing Anthony, without a doubt, one of the top five players in the NBA, to New York along with proven point guard Chauncey Billups. The Knicks got a second franchise player in their bid to keep up with the Joneses in Miami, but relinquished several talented players in a trade that some believed was unnecessary ? Anthony, a player with strong links to NYC could have come to the Knicks as a free agent after the season without New York dealing any of their young guns.

New York has struggled since the trade, having to come together as a team quickly with a rebuilt roster, just in time for the playoffs. The trade for Anthony is seen as part of a long-term plan, but questions linger about chemistry between Stoudemire and Anthony, and whether the Knicks can acquire the missing pieces to propel New York to their first title since 1973. For now, the Knicks will have at least two post-season games in New York, and that long-sought opportunity to breathe playoff life back into the Garden.

EASTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Boston Celtics v New York Knicks

Boston come into these playoffs knowing their window of opportunity for a second championship in four seasons is closing ? the dynamic core of Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen are slightly vulnerable in their old age. Plus, their center Kendrick Perkins was controversially dealt away at the trade deadline, upsetting the head coach, Doc Rivers, some former team-mates, and the applecart. There are other issues with Boston, such as the health of Shaquille O'Neal. Still, they should crush the undersized Knicks whose time is yet to arrive. Celts in five.

Chicago Bulls v Indiana Pacers

Derrick Rose will be the NBA's Most Valuable Player, and if that doesn't give you confidence in Chicago, the Bulls owner, Jerry Reinsdorf, will. He said in early March that his team can win four championships. Not one, four. Chicago does play smothering defense, which should keep the Pacers best player, Danny Granger, in check. Bulls sweep.

Miami Heat v Philadelphia 76ers

When is a 58-win season considered to be a disappointment? How about when you have three of the NBA's top 15 players, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh on the same team. Can the Sixers pull off the upset? Well, they have a better head coach in Doug Collins, an excellent point guard in Jrue Holiday, and a nice big juicy target to shoot at. Miami's out in a shocker. Sixers in seven.

Orlando Magic v Atlanta Hawks

Orlando's Dwight Howard is awesome and Atlanta is a dump. I really don't like it there, so I'm taking it out on the Hawks. Seriously folks, Atlanta will double team Howard, and the big man will kick it out to multiple Magic men to drain three's all night long. Magic in five.

WESTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREVIEW

San Antonio Spurs v Memphis Grizzlies

If you would have told me before the seasons that the Spurs would win 61 games I would have said to go have another puff on ye old pipe. The clock is ticking on San Antonio but if they do go out, it ain't going to be against Memphis. For the Grizzlies, there's history to be made here ? Memphis have never won a post-season game. Spurs in five.

Los Angeles Lakers v New Orleans Hornets

Can someone tell me why Kobe Bryant hasn't been suspended for muttering anti-gay slurs at a referee? A $100K fine? Big deal ? that's like taking a buck 75 off me. You can't allow that sort of thing to go on in the NBA or anywhere. Let me see, if I go into work today and scream that at someone, I wonder what would happen? The Lakers legend Jerry West criticised the team earlier in the season saying: "The reason you 'can't play defense' is because you can't", and even the coach, Phil Jackson, agreed. It will catch up with them, but not yet. Lakers in five.

Dallas Mavericks v Portland Trailblazers

It's easy to chalk up an easy series win for Dallas. Not so. Portland has a lot of kitchen sink to throw at Dirk Nowitzki in Marcus Camby, Gerald Wallace and LaMarcus Aldridge, and this will be no walk in the Pacific Northwest for these Texans. Blazers in seven.

Oklahoma City Thunder v Denver Nuggets

Good series, a lot of fun. Contrary to expectations, the Nuggets have been excellent since Anthony was traded for half of the Knicks, and there's been lots of jabs at him from the Rockies. One question for Denver ? who will take the big shots down the stretch? Oklahoma has an easy answer ? Kevin Durant won the NBA scoring title. I like Denver here, with a bit of bias coming me from here in NY. Nuggets in seven.


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WWE Money in the Bank 2011: How The IWC Conquered The WWE Universe

One of the most striking things about the Money in the Bank pay-per-view was that the Chicago crowd was A) so vocal and B) so independent spirited. Heck, it made the audience at ECW's One Night Stand show seem timid in comparison.

Wrestlers—and one wrestler in particular—they didn't like were treated with contempt, chants of "you can't wrestle!" booming about the Allstate Arena. Wrestlers that they respected, like Daniel Bryan and CM Punk, were respectively given a wave of cheers and an outright flood of acclamation was given an outright flood of acclamation.

We've seen this pattern before, haven't we? Disdain for bland characters and poor wrestlers? Praise for charismatic figures and skilled grapplers? (Or, in more specific terms, disdain for SuperCena and praise for guys like Bryan and Punk.) It's almost as if—for the night, at least—the "WWE Universe" had become the "IWC."

I got into wrestling after the birth of the PG era. Old ECW and Raw is War clips were far more entertaining to me than contemporary shows and so, naturally, I sympathized with the Internet Wrestling Community. Still, I couldn't help but feel that it was whining past the graveyard. It's for kids, I presumed. Sure, it'd be more fun if X, Y and Z were changed but, hey, what business do we have to tell people what they should enjoy. Let them have their SuperCena, ÜberOrton and Hornswoggle.

Well, I may have underestimated wrestling fans. Sure, the hometown of CM Punk might not be the best place to judge the fans’ opinions. (For the same reason it'd be foolish to judge the outcome of presidential elections on polling in, say, New York or Texas alone.) And, sure, I'm not saying that Eric Bischoff's infamous Internet-based 10 percent of fans have made every one of their opinions mainstream. (Otherwise Ring of Honour would have leapfrogged TNA.)

But it's clear that the WWE Universe is on the verge of imploding over the bland regresses of the PG era. John Cena is greeted with as many boos as cheers. Jerry Lawler actually said in his defence that crowd reactions were typically “50-50."

That ain’t a vote of confidence for a "fan-favourite"! Meanwhile, supposed heels like Sheamus have been greeted with as much enthusiasm as hostility.

Few people, as far I'm aware, want a return to the Attitude Era. They’re sensible enough to know the pleasure they might take in chair shots is rendered irrelevant by the harm they do to performers. As for things like “bra and panties” matches...well, don't the guys who'd have cheered on such “contests” just watch porn nowadays?

The message is simpler than that: Have some respect for the audience. They don't want performers who are simple goody-two-trainers. They don't want movesets a goldfish could predict. They don't want wrestlers who could be ran over with a tank, get up, win the match and crack a joke about dinosaur poo. When you think about it, these aren't the pedantic demands of nerds but the basic requirements of people who aren't A) six or B) idiots.

Last night showed signs that Vince McMahon is recognising this. Punk, for example, didn't merely win but rubbished Cena's "five moves of doom" shtick. He nailed his fireman's carry powerslam over and over and the champ was kicking out as if he'd he only hit the worm. Whether they'll keep this up remains to be seen, but if they don't it'll be their loss.

The audience's patience isn't going to last forever.

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Lisa Kudrow Talks About Her Vassar Commencement Address With Regis and Kelly (VIDEO)

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Lisa Kudrow on 'Live With Regis and Kelly'Lisa Kudrow isn't an idiot, but she used to play one on TV. She spoke Friday on 'Live With Regis and Kelly' (weekdays, syndicated) about returning to her alma matter Vassar College to give the school's commencement address last year, despite the fact that her most well-known character, Phoebe from 'Friends,' may not be the best embodiment of a Vassar education.

"I apologized to all the parents in the audience that you have this person who played who played an idiot on a sitcom sending your children into their future," said Kudrow. Kelly Ripa pointed out that it takes a smart person to play an idiot convincingly, and Kudrow agreed.

 

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NBA's unpopularity contest of LeBron James's Heat and the Mavericks | Michael Solomon

Dallas Mavericks take a 3-2 lead to the court of King James in Miami for the final two games of the NBA finals

Choosing a team to root for in this year's NBA finals has been like deciding whether to let your daughter marry Arnold Schwarzenegger or Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

Seriously, what do you do if you can't stand the Heat ? or the Mavericks?

Consider Miami: the team's schadenfreude-ometer has been registering radioactive levels since last July, when LeBron James announced his decision to take his talents to South Beach. In one of the most unctuous hours in television history, James was not only ungrateful in spurning his hometown of Cleveland, Ohio, but he also managed to insult New York and Chicago, with whom he had been flirting. As far as those three cities are concerned, there's a middle seat waiting in the Ninth Circle of Hell for "The Whore of Akron" (as Esquire writer Scott Raab has dubbed him) ? right between Judas and Brutus.

As the season unfolded, it looked as if James and Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were a team of simony ? sorry, destiny ? but the pressure was clearly getting to them. After a one-point loss to the Chicago Bulls, King James and his court were reportedly crying in their locker room. Crying? With a 43-20 record? Even LBJ's old team, the Cavaliers, didn't get weepy this season, and they went on a 26-game losing streak, tied for the worst ever in American sports history.

But then you have the Dallas Mavericks, a team who look at the NBA's salary cap the same way Suri Cruise sees a shoe sale. In the past decade, the Mavs have spent $851m on players ? nearly a quarter-billion more than the Heat ? but they still don't have a championship to show for it.

Naturally that drought doesn't sit well with Dallas's eternally adolescent owner, Mark Cuban. The 52-year-old billionaire, who often makes Donald Trump seem shy, is at once the best and worst thing to happen to the NBA. While his on-court cheerleading is undoubtedly infectious ? he's not just the owner, he's a fan! ? Cuban's diatribes against the league and its officials have cost him nearly $2m in fines over the years ? including $250,000 after game five of the 2006 NBA finals against Miami. (Petulant show-off that he is, Cuban matches each fine with a donation to charity.)

But here's the funny thing: during this year's finals, Cuban has been silent. Either the NBA commissioner David Stern finally found a diplomatic solution to the Cuban Whistle Crisis, or Cuban himself wisely found the mute button and decided to let his team's play speak for itself.

And it's working.

The ancient Mavericks, led by their 32-year-old warrior Dirk Nowitzki (who has played with a torn tendon in his left hand and despite a triple-digit fever in game four) now have a 3-2 lead over the Heat as the series heads back to Miami this weekend.

Dallas's aggressive defense and rainbow three-pointers have so utterly confounded the South Beach Cerberus of James, Wade and Bosh that LeBron looks like a lost puppy on the court. After calling game five "the biggest of my life", James actually stepped up ? particularly since Wade was hobbled with a hip injury in the first quarter ? and managed a triple double. But when the game was on the line, LBJ once again entered the Witness Protection Program. In the fourth quarter, he scored a whopping two points, bringing his final-quarter total in the series up to an astronomical eleven.

All of which has considerably diluted the Haterade that fans were drinking a week ago. The Mavericks without The Cuban Show are actually a likeable team of old-timers who deserve a champagne shampoo. And now that the Chosen One has become the Frozen One, cheering for the Heat almost feels like charity. Almost. Ether way, if they do win the title, it won't be because of LeBron. And that's a crying shame.

The last two games of the NBA season are to be played in Miami on Sunday and Tuesday (if a game seven is required).

Michael Solomon is the executive editor of Byliner and a former editor at The Daily Beast and ESPN Books.


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